Dirty Roads in Intercourse

So yea... I wanna live in Intercourse, I wanna shop at the Kum and Go... I wanna buy pot from Edward and be photographed from internal monologue spewing Bella. Also if Carlisle the vet can't save my pet (see I made rhyme), I want Emmett to taxidermy it. (Is that grammatically correct? O_o)

Seriously just go read it! Note for your computers sake, be ware of beverage intake while reading. Consider yourself warned, it's out of my hands!

Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains illegal drug use.

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