October 19, 2010

Review: Things That Go Bump In The Night by Risbee and Coldplaywhore

Things That Go Bump In The Night
by: Risbee and coldplaywhore

The Pairing: Bella/Edward
The Genre: Romance/Mystery
The Rating: M

The Summary:
Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee and Coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemon..

The Review:
I really enjoyed reading this one-shot. It’s like every babysitter’s dream come true. I’m sure in some form or fashion we have all done something like this in our lives – even if we don’t want to admit it. This is the perfect time to read a fright night story.

After I got the kids in bed and only threatened them with the use of duct tape and chloroform once, I finally made my way downstairs to the living room to relax. I still had a few hours until the Webers' were due home, so I decided to watch 'Halloween' alone. I knew it would scare the shit out of me, but I figured I could always call Edward afterwards and convince him that I needed to be protected. Yeah, protection was what I needed alright, just of a different sort.

I felt my phone vibrate again as a reminder that I had a missed message. When I looked at the screen I smiled when I saw that Edward had sent me a picture of himself with a set of plastic vampire teeth in his mouth. Even with a two dollar novelty in his mouth, he still looked fucking gorgeous. He'd been trying all week to get me to tell him my costume for Alice's Halloween party the next night, but I was determined not to spill the beans. I had worked too hard on it to fuck up the day before the party.

I typed back a quick response, hoping he'd understand I was typing with a 'Dracula accent'.

I vant to suck your…

Before I finished spelling it out, I stopped and thought about it a few minutes. Maybe I shouldn't go there yet. I mean… I wanted to… shit, did I ever want to, but things were still relatively new with us. We joked around about it a bunch, we always had, but I wasn't quite sure if we were at that point yet. I hit delete button on my phone and sat it down.

A few seconds later my phone vibrated again and I laughed because I knew it was from Edward; apparently he was bored tonight.

What do you want to suck? –E

Motherfucker, I had hit send instead of delete. I looked at my small screen mortified and unsure of what the hell to do next. Just as I was contemplating calling Edward to retract what I typed, my phone rang, scaring the shit out of me.


This is such a fun little one-shot. It will make you gasp, laugh, and swoon all at the same time. Please don’t forget to review and leave the author some love!


  1. Thanks so much for the awesome review hon! :) I can't believe it's been a year since we posted that little one shot :)

  2. Wow! Thank you so much :) This was a great way to start my day! Like CPW said, I can't believe it has been a year already.


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